G: "Do you like it with me or without me?"
Me: "I like it with you."
G: "Well, why did you sign me up for school then?"
"I'm so glad I'm not a girl cause when I have a baby I get to go to work and I don't have to clean its poop"
Matilda: "Hey, mom look at this. George's (Lego) guys is dressed as Indiana Jones but he turned into a skeleton so the 'Jones' part became 'Bones' and now his name is 'Indiana Bones!' --MATILDA, 8yrs